Jelle Druyts

Statement: I hereby grant every single one of you who is able to perform the action of removing pieces of hair effectively without inflicting bodily damage upon me the permission to do so in case you ever see me at a point where I try to conceal my top-baldness with a single piece of carefully nurtured hair bridging the gap from one part of nostalgic side-vegetation to the other, whether it be from right to left or from left to right. Thanks in advance.

While I sincerily hope that's still a few decades from now, I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't get stared at when the wind is toying with the pluck. It just looks too stupid, really.